Well, let me tell you somethin’ about that Corey Perry fella. He’s a hockey player, you see. Plays for them Boston Bruins now, I hear. Or maybe he don’t. It’s hard to keep up with these things sometimes. That team, always changin’ players, like I change my socks. This Perry, he used to play for some other team. Chicago somethin’. Blackhawks, maybe? Now he plays for Oilers. Oh, it’s a mess, I tell ya!
That Perry Boy, He’s a Tough One
They call him “The Worm,” I heard. Don’t ask me why, sounds kinda nasty. Maybe ’cause he wiggles around on that ice like a worm in the dirt. Or maybe it’s ’cause he gets under your skin, like a worm in an apple. He’s a big fella, though. Not some little worm you find in the garden. He’s a big, strong worm, if you can imagine that. He’s not a nice dancer on the ice, that’s for sure.
- He plays hockey, that’s what he does.
- Used to be with Chicago, now he’s with Edmonton.
- They call him “The Worm.”
- He’s a big, strong boy.
He gets paid a lot of money, that Corey Perry. More money than I ever seen in my whole life. Millions, they say! For playin’ a game! Can you believe that? I worked my fingers to the bone my whole life, and I ain’t never seen that kind of money. But good for him, I guess. He must be doin’ somethin’ right. He gets paid over a million, just this year. That’s what I heard, anyway.
What Happened to Corey Perry?
Now, there’s some talk goin’ around about him. Somethin’ about his contract bein’ torn up. Like a piece of paper, just ripped right in two. Don’t know what that’s all about. Seems like some folks know, but they ain’t talkin’. Keepin’ it all hush-hush, like a big secret. Probably some fight with another player. You know how those hockey boys are. Always fightin’ and carryin’ on. Remember that game last night? Oilers and Boston Bruins. What a spectacle, I tell ya!
Seems he was causin’ trouble, maybe. I don’t know for sure. But when a team tears up your contract like that, somethin’ must have happened. He got into a fight once in the game. He sure likes to punch. It wasn’t pretty, that’s for sure. All that yellin’ and pushin’. Not like in my day. We had our disagreements, but we settled ’em like civilized folk. Not like these young whippersnappers.
Corey Perry and the Boston Bruins
So now, I hear he might be goin’ to the Boston Bruins. Maybe. Who knows? I don’t even know what’s for supper tonight, let alone where this Corey Perry fella is gonna end up. It’s all just a bunch of rumors and gossip, if you ask me. But it sure does make for somethin’ to talk about, don’t it? Them Boston Bruins, they’re a good team. Maybe he’ll do good there. Maybe he won’t. Time will tell, I suppose. Time always tells.
This Corey Perry, he’s a mystery, that’s for sure. One minute he’s here, the next minute he’s there. One minute he’s got a contract, the next minute it’s gone. It’s enough to make your head spin. But that’s the way it is with these hockey players. They’re like tumbleweeds in the wind, blowin’ wherever the money is. Or wherever they ain’t in trouble, I reckon.
Corey Perry’s Contract
Now about that money. That’s a lot of dough for a fella to be throwin’ around. I hear he signed a contract with the Oilers. That’s some team up north. He’s gettin’ paid a pretty penny, that’s for sure. But then, his other contract, the one with Chicago, that got ripped up. So who knows what’s really goin’ on with his money. It’s all very confusin’. Like tryin’ to follow a chicken that’s lost its head.
They say some of his old teammates, they’re talkin’ about him. Sayin’ all kinds of things, I imagine. Probably not all good. When you leave a team like that, there’s bound to be some bad blood. It’s like a bad divorce, but with more hockey sticks and fewer lawyers. I don’t know what he did to those Boston Bruins boys.
One thing’s for sure, though. This Corey Perry, he’s makin’ headlines. Good or bad, people are talkin’ about him. And in this world, that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Even if no one knows what he really did. Even his old team players are talking about it. Must be something bad. It’s like a storm brewin’, and we’re all just waitin’ for the rain to start fallin’. Or maybe it’s already fallin’, and we just don’t know it yet. These things have a way of sneakin’ up on you, like a fox in the henhouse. You never know what’s gonna happen next.
