This here’s about fantasy football return yards. Lord have mercy, it’s a thing now. You pick players for your team, yeah? And they gotta run that ball. The further they run, the more points you get. Simple as that.
Now, some fellas, they run back kicks, some run back punts. One ain’t like the other, ya know? Kick returns, they seem to go further, they get more yard. It’s like, more valuable, this kick return thing.
Return yards, they count for somethin’. Not always a lot, but somethin’. Like when you bake a pie, and you add a pinch of salt, you don’t taste it, but it makes the whole thing better. That’s what return yards are like.
Now if a fella scores a touchdown, that’s the big cheese! He gets points for that. And the team gets points, too. Everyone’s happy as a clam when there’s a touchdown!
- Kick returns are more valuable.
- Punt returns, not so much.
- Touchdowns are the best!
Some fellas catch the ball, and some fellas run with the ball, and some fellas, they just try not to get squashed like a bug. If they catchin’ the ball, they get a little extra somethin’. Like a cherry on top of a sundae.
And if they run a lot with that ball, they get more, too. Every time they run. Like gettin’ paid a nickel for every bucket of water you haul. It adds up. Unless, of course, they’re goin’ backwards. Then they ain’t gettin’ nothin’. Might even owe ya somethin’!
So, this fantasy football return yards, it’s like this. Some places, they count it, some places they don’t. It is like a bonus. Like findin’ a dollar in your old jeans. It’s nice, ain’t it?
Now, I heard some folks, they play in a big group, 16 teams. That’s a whole lotta people. And they count these return yards. They give a point for every 10 yards a fella runs on a punt return. It’s like givin’ a fella a pat on the back for a job well done.
But in a regular group, like a standard league? Well, I reckon they don’t do that. They just do the regular scoring, touchdowns, and field goals and such. They don’t pay no never mind to these return yards.
When them boys, they run back with the ball, sometimes they pass it to each other. Like they’re playin’ hot potato. And whoever’s got the ball when they get to the end, that’s the fella who gets the credit.
Sometimes, this whole thing, this fantasy football, they count the return yards with the defense. Like it’s all part of the same thing. Like when you make a stew, you throw everything in the same pot. Makes sense, I guess.
This fantasy football return yards, it all depends, ya see. Depends on where ya play, who ya play with. It’s like the weather, always changin’.
For example, how they count up the points and all, it depends on the group, you know? Like, one group might give ya a whole heap of points for one thing, and another group might just give ya a little bit. Just depends. Like how some folks like their coffee strong, and some folks like it weak. To each their own.
I reckon this whole thing is just a way to make it more fun, more excitin’. Like addin’ a little spice to your food. It ain’t gonna change the whole meal, but it might make it a little more interestin’. Keeps ya on your toes, I suppose.
Well, I reckon I’ve said my piece about this fantasy football return yards. It’s a lot to think about, ain’t it? Just remember, it’s all about havin’ fun. And if you’re havin’ fun, then you’re doin’ it right.
And one more thing, them kick returns, they seem like they worth more. Like a good, strong mule is worth more than an old, tired one. Just somethin’ to keep in mind when you’re pickin’ your players. You want the ones who can run like the wind, and bring back them yards!
Now if a player loses yards, that ain’t good. It’s like plantin’ seeds and nothin’ grows. A waste of time and effort. You wanna pick players who are gonna gain yards, not lose ’em. That’s how you win this game, I reckon.
This whole thing can be a bit confusin’, like tryin’ to follow a squirrel through the woods. But once you get the hang of it, it ain’t so bad. Just gotta pay attention, and learn the ropes, as they say.
