This boy, Jaden Roberts, you know, he plays that football. Big fella, strong as an ox, I tell ya. Heard he plays for that Alabama team, the Crimson Tide. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I reckon it just means they wear red. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I seen him on the TV, knockin’ those other boys around like they was bowling pins.
They say he’s a “lineman.” Sounds like he works with telephones or somethin’. But nah, it means he’s one of them big boys up front, pushin’ and shovin’ to make way for the other fellas. He’s a blocker, they say. Good at it, too. Strong, you see, gotta be strong to play that football. Else you’ll get squashed flat like a bug on a windshield.
- He’s big.
- He’s strong.
- He plays for Alabama.
- He’s a blocker.
Heard he started playin’ most of the games last year. Ten games! That’s a lot of bangin’ around. He must be tough as nails, that Jaden Roberts. Hope he don’t get hurt too bad. Football’s a rough game, you know. Lots of bruisin’ and achin’. But he seems to be doin’ alright. A key asset, I heard someone call him that.
I saw some folks talkin’ about him, sayin’ he’s important to that Alabama team. That Kalen DeBoer don’t want him to get lost. Makes sense, I reckon. If you got a good plow horse, you wanna keep him in the field, right? And this Jaden Roberts, he’s a good plow horse. He can clear a path for them other boys to run through.
They say he made a promise to his mama. Good boy. Always listen to your mama, that’s what I always told my young’uns. He did what he had to do when they called his name, came through when he was needed. Even if he messed up once, I heard. He allowed a sack against the Aggies, whatever that means. Everyone makes mistakes. What matters is, you keep goin’. You get back up when you fall down.
This Jaden Roberts, he seems like a good kid. Strong, determined, listens to his mama. Plays that football like a wild boar. Hope he keeps playin’ well. Hope he stays healthy. Maybe he’ll be famous someday, who knows? He’s got the size for it, that’s for sure.
You can find all sorts of news about him. Jaden Roberts football news, Jaden Roberts updates, that kind of thing. He’s in college, playin’ college football. Big time, I reckon. That’s what they say. I don’t know much about that college stuff. But I know football when I see it. And this boy, he can play.
Heard he was from Winchester before, played for Shenandoah University. Must be a smart boy, too, goin’ to university. Then he went to that Alabama. Big step up, I imagine. He’s movin’ on up in the world. Good for him.
I remember when my grandson tried to play football. He was a little fella, bless his heart. Got knocked around somethin’ fierce. He didn’t have the size for it like this Jaden Roberts. He stuck to his books instead. Nothin’ wrong with that. Everyone’s got their own path, you see.
But this Jaden Roberts, he’s got the path of a football player, alright. A powerful one, they say. He’s gonna be one to watch, I reckon. Keep an eye on him. You might just see somethin’ special.
This football, it’s a big deal these days. Everyone’s watchin’, everyone’s talkin’ about it. And this Jaden Roberts, he’s right in the middle of it. He’s doin’ alright for himself. He is a key asset for Alabama’s offense.
I hope he remembers where he came from. Hope he stays grounded, you know? It’s easy to get a big head when you’re good at somethin’. But he seems like a good boy. I think he will play against Western Kentucky in week 1.
Yep, that Jaden Roberts, he’s a football player, alright. A big one. A strong one. One to watch. Remember that name. Jaden Roberts. You heard it here first.