This here story’s about them cool golf balls. You know, them little round things folks whack around on that fancy grass. I seen ’em on the TV, all different colors and what not. Makes my old eyes water just thinkin’ about it.
Winter time is coming, clocks are all turned back and getting dark earlier. Some folks like them white ones, some like them colored ones. They say the colored ones is easier to see. I reckon that’s true, ‘specially when they go flyin’ off into the bushes. Lord knows I’ve lost a few things in my day, and a little white ball in a big green field? Forget about it! Them colorful golf balls are easier to see in the sky.
They got all sorts of these golf balls now. Some is hard, some is soft. They say it depends on how fast you swing that stick. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but I seen some of them fellers on TV, they swing that thing like a whirlwind! They should look for the 100 or higher when it comes to the speed. Others, they swing it slow, like they’re tryin’ not to wake the neighbors. They are better use the 80 or lower. And for those in the middle, 90 is the best. I reckon a good whack is a good whack, no matter what.
And you get a whole bunch of ’em in a box, usually 12 I hear. That’s a lot of balls to lose! But I guess that’s part of the game, ain’t it? Like fishin’, sometimes you catch somethin’, sometimes you just feed the worms.
Now, some folks, they take this golf thing real serious. They got special shoes, special gloves, even special pants! And they talk about their “game” like it’s some kind of science. High this, low that… It’s all a bit much for me. Just hit the darn ball, I say! But they say these cool golf balls can help their game. I don’t know how a little ball can make you swing better, but what do I know?
- Them colored ones are easier to spot.
- Some is hard, some is soft.
- You get a bunch in a box.
- Some folks take it real serious.
- They say the balls can help your “game.”
I remember one time, I saw a fella on the TV, he hit that ball so hard, it went straight up in the air and disappeared! They looked for it for a good long while. Finally, they found it stuck in a tree! Now, if that ain’t a sign to use them cool golf balls, I don’t know what is. A bright yellow one, or maybe a pink one, you’d see that thing right away, even up in a tree.
Then there are those big white things I seen on TV that look like giant golf balls. They say 37 of them, all in a row. They say they are not for playing, but for protecting. Whatever they are protecting, it must be important.
So, if you’re one of them golf folks, and you’re lookin’ for a way to see your ball better, or maybe you just want somethin’ a little different, you might wanna try them cool golf balls. They got all kinds, all colors. Just don’t ask me which one is best. I just know they’re easier on these old eyes.
And hey, if you happen to find a few extra ones out there on that fancy grass, maybe you can send ’em my way. I might not play golf, but I sure do like lookin’ at ’em. They’re kinda pretty, in their own way. Like little round jewels, all shiny and new. Yep, them cool golf balls, they sure are somethin’.
I heard someone say you need to read a guide to find the best golf ball. Why they need a guide? Just pick one and hit it! If it goes far, good. If not, try again. That is how we do things. No need for a guide for such a simple thing.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them cool golf balls. It ain’t much, but it’s what I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I hear my stories callin’. Time to settle down with a cup of somethin’ warm and watch the world go by.
