Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about these WNBA basketball cards, the ones they say are comin’ out in 2024. Folks are buzzin’ about ’em, ya know? Like a bunch of hens cluckin’ over a dropped crumb.
So, when are these 2024 WNBA basketball cards comin’ out, you ask? Well, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? They’re keepin’ it hush-hush, like a secret recipe. Some say it’s gonna be in 2024, some say 2025. Heck, I even heard someone say they might not come out at all! Can you believe that? All this fuss and maybe no cards to show for it. Reminds me of that time ol’ Jebediah promised us a new well and all we got was a hole in the ground and a pile of dirt.
But from what I hear, there’s gonna be a whole bunch of ’em. Panini, that’s the name they keep sayin’, is makin’ all sorts of fancy cards. They’re callin’ ’em “Origins” and “Prizm,” sound mighty important, don’t they? Like somethin’ you’d find in a king’s treasure chest, not in a pack of cards.
- Panini WNBA Origins: They say these are gonna have some real pretty lookin’ cards, with them autographs and all. You know, the players’ signatures. They say you get a couple of them autographs in each box, plus a piece of a jersey or somethin’, what they call a “memorabilia card.” And then there’s these “inserts,” special cards, I guess. Sounds fancy, but it just means more cardboard to me.
- Panini Prizm WNBA: Now, these Prizm cards, they’re shiny, real shiny. Like lookin’ into a mirror after you polished it real good. They got all sorts of colors and whatnot. Folks seem to like ’em, say they’re worth somethin’. But me, I can’t see what’s so special about a shiny piece of cardboard.
They’re talkin’ about “hobby boxes,” which I reckon just means a fancy way of sayin’ a box of cards. And in them boxes, you get all them autographs and shiny cards and whatnot. But let me tell ya, these things ain’t cheap. They’re chargin’ a pretty penny for these cards, enough to make ol’ Martha down the street choke on her cornbread. But folks are buyin’ ’em up like they’re goin’ out of style. I tell ya, it’s like a gold rush, everyone scramblin’ to get their hands on these cards before they’re gone.
Now, I don’t know much about these basketball ladies, but apparently, they’re gettin’ real popular. Folks are watchin’ their games and cheerin’ ’em on, just like they do with the fellas. And that means more people wantin’ their cards. It’s like that time everyone wanted them Beanie Babies, remember them? Same thing, I tell ya, same thing.
So, if you’re lookin’ to get your hands on these 2024 WNBA basketball cards, you gotta keep your ears open and your eyes peeled. They ain’t tellin’ us exactly when they’re comin’ out, but I reckon it’ll be sometime this year or maybe next. And you better be ready to shell out some cash, ’cause these things ain’t gonna be cheap. But hey, if you’re lucky, you might just pull a card that’s worth a whole lot of money. Or maybe you’ll just end up with a pile of cardboard, like me with Jebediah’s well.
Anyway, they say there’s a whole bunch of basketball card products comin’ out in 2024. Not just WNBA, but the men’s too. They call it a “release calendar,” like it’s somethin’ important, like plantin’ crops or somethin’. But it just means they’re gonna be pumpin’ out cards all year long. So, if you’re into that sort of thing, you’ll have plenty to choose from. Just don’t spend all your money on ’em, you hear? You still gotta buy groceries and pay the bills.
And remember, these release dates, they ain’t set in stone. They could change anytime, like the weather. So, don’t get your hopes up too high. Just wait and see what happens. It’s like waitin’ for the corn to grow, you can’t rush it. You just gotta be patient.
So, that’s the scoop on these 2024 WNBA basketball cards, as best as I can tell ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens and make sure ol’ Bessie ain’t got into the garden again.
