Well, let me tell you, this whole best college football props today thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s how you make money on them games. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but the young’uns seem to know what they’re doin’.
They keep yellin’ about college football player props. I reckon it’s like bettin’ on which rooster’s gonna crow first. Except it’s about them football boys. They say you can bet on how many times a fella runs with the ball, or how many of them pointy things they throw. Touchdowns, they call ’em. It’s all a bit much for this old brain, but I guess if you’re into that sort of thing, there’s money to be made.
Now, they got these things called NCAAF props. I don’t know what them letters mean, but it seems important. They say they change every week, like the price of eggs. You gotta keep your eyes peeled, they say. One day it’s one thing, the next it’s another. Just like my old hens, always changin’ their minds about where to lay.
And get this, they even bet on them Army and Navy boys. College football player prop bets for Army vs. Navy, they call it. Now, I reckon those boys are busy enough without folks bettin’ on ’em. They should be focused on protectin’ us, not worryin’ about how many times they can throw a ball. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady watchin’ from the sidelines.
They say you gotta shop for the best line. Whatever that means. Like shoppin’ for the best tomatoes, I reckon. You gotta find the one that’s just right. Not too ripe, not too green. And you gotta find the best odds too. Sounds like a whole lot of work just to make a few bucks. I’d rather just sell my pies at the church social. Easier money, that’s for sure.
- They say to look at this thing called, best college football player props today, every Saturday.
- They also talk about this, Ollie Gordon Prop, whatever that is, some young man, I reckon.
- One more thing is, numberFire’s college football projections, some kind of fortune-teller for football, I guess.
I hear them talkin’ ’bout Week 13 Saturday action, and Week 14. It’s like they got a whole different calendar for this football stuff. I just stick to my regular calendar, the one with the pretty pictures of flowers. Much easier to keep track of.
One young fella was talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called, a big discrepancy in ND/USC. Sounds like a fight at the schoolyard to me. I told him he should just stay home and help his mama with the chores. But these young’uns, they don’t listen. They’re all caught up in this football betting business.
This other fella, he was talkin’ ’bout this, Research, and this Theatrical property, like it’s some kinda play. I say it is too! And they also said something about the Boilermakers scoring, I think they are another team or something. But these city folks really got me confused sometimes.
Now they are sayin’ you can use your, hard-earned dollars, on these bets. My dollars are hard-earned alright! From sellin’ eggs and darnin’ socks! They think money grows on trees. Well, it don’t! Maybe I should try this bet thingy.
They got all these fancy words for it. Proposition bets, they call ’em. Sounds like somethin’ them lawyers would come up with. I just call it guessin’. You’re guessin’ what them boys are gonna do on the field. And if you guess right, you win some money. If you guess wrong, well, you’re out of luck. I guess it is just a game after all.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this best college football props today business. It’s a confusing mess, if you ask me. But if you’re young and you got some money to spare, maybe it’s worth a try. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you lose all your money on some fella who can’t throw a ball straight. And remember, there’s always money in sellin’ pies. Just sayin’.
