Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… golf simulator thingy in Traverse City. Folks call it “golf simulator traverse city,” I reckon.
Now, I ain’t no fancy golfer, mind you. Never swung a club in my life, ‘cept for that one time I chased a chicken outta the garden with a broom. But my grandson, he’s all excited ’bout this here golf simulator. Says it’s like playin’ golf indoors, without all the walkin’ and the sun beatin’ down on ya.
So, what is this golf simulator anyway? From what I gather, it’s a big ol’ screen where they show ya a golf course. You stand there and swing your club at a ball, and the screen shows where the ball woulda gone on a real course. It’s kinda like them video games them young’uns are always playin’, but with more swingin’ and less shootin’.
My grandson says there are a bunch of places in Traverse City where you can do this golf simulator thing. He said somethin’ about “specialists” and “venues,” fancy words for folks who got these contraptions and places where you can use ’em, I guess. He also said he found somethin’ called “X Golf Traverse City” online. Sounds like a good place, maybe.
Now, he told me you need a fair bit of space for one of these things. Something like, a room as wide as my old shed and as long as my garden patch, near about. He said 14 feet wide and 18 feet deep. That’s a lot of space, if you ask me. Guess you can’t just stick one of these things in your closet.
My grandson, he’s been goin’ on and on about gettin’ one of these simulators. Says it’s “finally happening.” I don’t know what that means, but he sure is excited. He’s been talkin’ about bookin’ a “virtual golf session online.” Sounds like somethin’ outta a science fiction movie to me. But he says it’s real easy, you just find a place, and you book it on the computer. They got hundreds of these places all over, even outside of Michigan, he said 800 plus in 49 states, can ya believe that?
- What you need for a golf simulator: Sounds like ya need a big room and some fancy computer stuff. And a golf club, of course. And probably some money, ’cause nothin’ good in life is free.
- Where to find golf simulators in Traverse City: My grandson says you can find ’em by lookin’ for “golf simulator specialists” or “venues” online. Or you can go to that X Golf place he mentioned.
- Why folks like golf simulators: I guess it’s ’cause you can play golf without havin’ to go outside. And you don’t have to walk so far, which is good for old folks like me, if I ever decided to take up golf, which ain’t gonna happen.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about this here golf simulator thing in Traverse City. Sounds like fun for folks who like golf, I reckon. Me, I’ll stick to chasin’ chickens outta the garden. It’s cheaper and gets me some exercise, even if it ain’t as fancy as hittin’ a little ball into a big screen.
So if you’re lookin’ to swing some clubs inside when the weather’s bad, or maybe you just don’t wanna walk too much, this here “golf simulator traverse city” might just be your cup of tea. Just make sure you got enough space and a few extra dollars, and you’ll be good to go.
One last thing, my grandson was mumblin’ somethin’ about “Full Swing Pro 2.0 Simulator”. I reckon that’s one of them fancy names for these here machines. Seems like there’s all kinds of different ones, but they all do pretty much the same thing: let ya play golf without all the fuss.
Alright then, that’s all I got. Go on now and have yourself a good time, whether you’re swattin’ golf balls on a screen or chasin’ chickens in the yard.
Tags: [Golf Simulators, Traverse City, Indoor Golf, Virtual Golf, X Golf Traverse City, Full Swing Pro 2.0 Simulator, Michigan Golf]
