Alright, listen up you young whippersnappers! Today, we’re gonna talk about this here “NBA Blind Ranking” thing. Don’t ask me what it means exactly, sounds like somethin’ them city folks made up. But from what I gather, it’s about guessin’ who’s the best basketball player without knowin’ who’s comin’ up next. Like pullin’ names out of a hat, kinda.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this here basketball. Back in my day, we were too busy workin’ the fields to be watchin’ fellas dribble balls around. But I hear tell this NBA thing is a big deal, so let’s give it a whirl, shall we? It’s like judgin’ chickens, you see? You gotta look at ’em one at a time, see how they strut, how they peck, and then decide who’s the plumpest and the feistiest. Same thing with these basketball fellas, I reckon.
First off, they got these fellas, the “point guards,” they say. They’re like the rooster in the henhouse, always struttin’ around, tellin’ everyone what to do. Then you got the “shootin’ guards.” Well, that’s self-explanatory, ain’t it? They throw the ball in the hoop, or somethin’. Kinda like chuckin’ rocks at a scarecrow, I guess.
- Point Guards: Them fellas who run around a lot.
- Shooting Guards: The ones who throw the ball.
- Small Forwards: Don’t ask me, they’re just kinda there.
- Power Forwards: Probably strong, like my old mule, Bess.
- Centers: Big fellas, stand in the middle, like a fence post.
Now, when you’re doin’ this “blind rankin’,” you gotta think about a few things. How good are they at throwin’ that ball? How fast can they run? Are they tough? Can they jump high, like a frog on a hot skillet? See, it ain’t just about one thing. It’s like bakin’ a pie. You gotta have the right mix of apples, sugar, and crust, or it ain’t gonna taste good.
Some of these fellas, they say they’re real good. Names like… Le-Bron James, or somethin’. Sounds like a fancy French name. Then there’s this Steph Curry fella. Heard he’s good at throwin’ that ball. And this Kevin Durant, they say he’s tall as a beanpole. But like I said, I ain’t seen ‘em play. I’m just tellin’ you what I hear from them folks on the radio. They get all worked up about these games, hootin’ and hollerin’ like a bunch of barn owls.
So, how do you do this “blind rankin’?” Well, you take one fella at a time, and you say, “Is this fella better than that fella?” And then you do it again, and again, until you got ’em all lined up. It’s like sortin’ potatoes, you see? You got your big ones, your little ones, and the ones with the eyes growin’ out. You gotta put ’em in the right piles.
And don’t be gettin’ all worked up if you don’t agree with someone else’s rankin’. Everybody’s got their own opinion, just like everybody’s got their own way of makin’ biscuits. Some folks like ’em fluffy, some folks like ’em flat. It don’t matter, long as they taste good. Same thing with these basketball fellas. As long as they’re playin’ hard and entertainin’ the folks, that’s all that matters, I reckon.
This here “NBA Blind Ranking” thing, it’s just a game, you see? It’s a way to pass the time and have a little fun. Don’t take it too serious. It ain’t like the price of corn or the weather. Those are things you gotta worry about. This basketball stuff, it’s just for kicks.
So, there you have it. My take on this “NBA Blind Ranking.” Probably ain’t what you expected, but that’s how we do things out here in the country. We keep it simple, we keep it honest, and we don’t put on no airs. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re startin’ to get restless.
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