Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… fantasy football thing. My grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it. Says I gotta help him with some names, somethin’ about a “Drake”. Don’t know who this Drake fella is, some singer or somethin’? Anyways, he wants funny names, somethin’ that’ll make them other fellas laugh, I guess.
So, I got to thinkin’. If this Drake guy plays football, or somethin’, we can make some names outta that. Like, “Drake’s End Zone Dance”. Sounds silly, right? That’s what the boy wants. Or how about “Drake’s Touchdown Trotters”? Like little piggies runnin’ for a touchdown, hee hee. My grandson, he likes them pigs. We used to have some, big ones, they were.
Then there’s this “London” fella, apparently tied to Drake somehow. Maybe they play on the same team? Who knows. So, we can say things like “London Calling Touchdowns”. Like, you know, callin’ on the phone, but for touchdowns. Get it? Or maybe “London Fog Defense”. Cause, you know, London has that fog, and the defense, they stop the other team, like a fog, you can’t see through it.
- Drake’s Gridiron Gang
- London’s Leapin’ Lizards
- Drake’s Winning Whistles
- London’s Ball Hawks
This “Maye” person, another name the boy mentioned. Seems like a lot of folks to keep track of. He wants names for this Maye guy too. Alright, alright. How about “Maye-be Touchdowns”. Like, “maybe” we’ll get a touchdown, get it? It’s a pun, the boy says. Kids these days. Or we could say “Maye Day! Maye Day! We Scored!” . Like a mayday call, but happy, cause we scored.
We gotta make sure these names are good, so when people search on that internet thingy, they find my grandson’s team. He says somethin’ about “keywords” and “SEO.” Sounds like fancy talk to me. But if we use the names Drake, London, and Maye a lot, and words like “fantasy football” and “team names”, that’ll help, he says. He also told me to use words like “funny,” “best,” and “top rated” to get more eyeballs on it. So I guess we doin’ that too. Top Rated Drake’s Funny Fantasy Football Team Names. There, that should do it.
Let’s see… what else… Oh yeah, more names! We need lots of them. Drake’s Dynasty, sounds strong, right? Like a king or somethin’. Then there’s London’s Looters. They loot the touchdowns, I guess. And for Maye? Hmm… Maye’s Marvelous Moves. He moves good, that Maye fella, apparently.
And if we want funny ones, we can really get silly. Like Drake the Shake and Bake Quarterback. Like he shakes off them defenders and bakes ’em like a cake. Or London Bridges Fallin’ Down… for Touchdowns. You know that song? Yeah, like that. And for Maye, we can do Maye-hem on the Field, like chaos, but fun chaos.
My grandson, he showed me some things on that internet contraption, said I gotta make it easy to read, so people don’t get confused. He says somethin’ about using them “tags” or somethin’. Said it’s like organizing a tool shed, so you can find what you need. So I am puttin’ them words in bold, see? And making lists. Hopefully that’s what he meant.
I tell you what, this fantasy football thing is complicated. But if it makes my grandson happy, then I’m happy to help. Even if I don’t understand half of it. He says it’s all about havin’ fun, and these names, they gotta be fun too. So, here’s a few more, just for good measure.
- Drake’s Deception
- London’s Long Bombs
- Maye’s Magic Touchdowns
And if none of these work, well, I don’t know what will. My head’s spinnin’ from all this thinkin’. But I think we got some good ones, some funny ones, and some that’ll help people find his team on that internet thing. That’s all that matters, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about football made me hungry.
More Funny Fantasy Football Names for You
- Drake’s Gridiron Giggles
- London’s Laughing Lions
- Maye’s Merry Marauders
Alright, that’s enough for now. I’m done. Hope the boy likes ’em.
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