Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk ’bout them fancy FF14 classes, yeah? The ones them young’uns are always hollerin’ ’bout. Which ones are good, which ones ain’t worth a lick. I ain’t no fancy gamer, mind you, but I know what’s what when it comes to gettin’ things done.
So, they got this thing called a “tier list,” see? Sounds mighty complicated, but it just means which classes are the best, the middle-of-the-road, and the ones you should probably stay away from. This here list is for 2024, so listen close.
First off, them DPS classes, the ones that do all the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am damage. I hear tell that Ninja is a real good one. Quick and deadly, like a snake in the grass. Folks say it’s good for folks who like to be right up in the enemy’s face, bangin’ and slashin’. Plus, it can help out its buddies too, which is always a good thing in my book. They say you get some fancy moves pretty early on, level 30 or somethin’, and it just gets better from there.
Now, there are other DPS classes, mind you. Lots of ’em. Some are harder to learn than others, some do more damage in big bursts, some do steady damage over time. It’s all a matter of what you like, I reckon. But that Ninja, it seems like a good place to start if you wanna hit hard and fast.
Then you got your tanks. Them’s the tough fellas, the ones that stand in front and take all the hits. They like to say Marauder is a good one for beginners. Makes sense, I guess. You need someone sturdy to learn the ropes, someone who ain’t gonna fall over at the first sign of trouble. I ain’t playin’ no tank myself, but I appreciate a good one. They keep the rest of us alive, after all.
And last but not least, you got your healers. Them’s the ones that keep us all patched up and on our feet. Heard Conjurer is a good starting healer. Makes sense, you need someone reliable to keep everyone healthy. Healin’ ain’t flashy, but it’s important. Keeps the whole shebang runnin’ smooth.
Now, they got this other class called Arcanist. It’s kinda special, see? It can turn into either a DPS or a healer later on. So, it’s like gettin’ two for the price of one, I guess. Sounds like a good deal to me.
And if you’re just startin’ out, they got these starter classes. Gladiator, Marauder, Conjurer, Thaumaturge, Arcanist, Archer, Lancer, Pugilist, and that sneaky Rogue. That’s a whole lotta classes, if you ask me. Too many, if you ask me! But I guess it gives everyone somethin’ to try. They got three big cities where you can start: Ul’Dah, Limsa Lominsa, and another one I can’t rightly remember. But don’t you worry about that, just pick a class and get to playin’.
Anyways, this whole FF14 thing, it’s on them PlayStations and computers and whatnot. I hear tell young folks are playin’ it all the time. Even saw someone talkin’ ’bout gettin’ a new PlayStation just to play this game and that Spider-Man one. Must be somethin’ special, huh?
So, to sum it all up: Ninja for damage, Marauder for tankin’, Conjurer for healin’, and that Arcanist for bein’ fancy and doin’ both. That’s what I’ve gathered from listenin’ to them young’uns talk. Now, go on and pick a class and have yourself some fun. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables and listen to your elders, ya hear?
And if you are lookin’ for a good all-rounder, that Ninja is a good choice they say. Good at attackin’, good at defendin’. What more could you want? Now, I’m done talkin’ about this fancy game. Go on now, git!
Remember, this here list ain’t gospel, it’s just what folks are sayin’ is good this year. You find a class you like, you stick with it, no matter what anyone says. That’s the most important thing.
Tags: [FFXIV, FFXIV Classes, Best FFXIV Classes, FFXIV Tier List, FFXIV 2024, Ninja, Marauder, Conjurer, Arcanist, DPS, Tank, Healer]
